d'in ya bud'e mata tasa hannu ta bud'e handle hartasa k'afarta d'aya waje xata fita,husky voice d'in ashraf tatsaida Ita,

"Wait" ashraf yace da ita,sekuma yai shiru don besan mexece da Ita ba kawai so yake yasake jin sanyayyar muryarta,

"What time xa'a gama lectures d'in"yace da Ita hakan dukkoda sarai yasani kawai so yake yasakejin muryarta,

Shiru Ummi Aisha tai wannan wane irin silly question ne?!ta tambayi zuciyarta,

"2"tace dashi a tak'aice

"Toh"yace da Ita,sannan yai shiru,

Ahankali Ummi Aisha ta k'arasa fita har tana tuntub'e tai sauri tashiga cikin department d'in inda lecture theatres d'insu suke,tayi sa'a malamin bai shigo ba,tana barin wajen ashraf yaja motarsa aguje da alama baxe shiga lectures d'in ba,koda yaja motarsa be xarce ko'ina ba se gidan su jay,parking yai sannan yashiga cikin gidan seda yafara gaisawa da mamansu jay dake parlorn sannan yashiga cikin d'akin jay,dake malale akan gado yana waya se lumshe ido yake,ashraf yai sallama yashiga,jay yakai k'ololuwa a soyayyarsa a waya beji sanda ashraf ke sallama ba,ganin haka yasa ashraf yahau kan gadon ya murd'e hannun jay ya k'wace wayar ya xare batteryn ma gaba d'aya,

"What the fuck" jay yace hakan yana hararan ashraf,

"Nayi salllama baka amsa ba kana xubawa yarinya shegen surutunka after all akwai lectures yau saboda Kai mutumin banza ne shine xaka kirata a waya?!to inde kaga kad'au wayar nan nabar gidan nanne"

"Dude,bamuyi sallama da Ita ba pls, karfa kajanyo mun balai yanxunnan kasa tayi fushi dani, a sassautamin pls"

"Baxa'a sassauta ba"

"Tukunnama ai kanada lectures kaje kai lecture d'inka mana beside free period sukeda shiyanxu shiysa muke waya da ita dan Allah kaban wayata"

"Noo,I wll not"

"Burouba kawai"

"Najide kafad'i koma meye amma baxan bayarba"

"Kana shigarmin rayuwa dayawa dude kawai saboda kai kayi aure"jay yafad'i hakan yana hararar ashraf dake faman masa mugun murmushi,

"Yass anyi d'in wani ma yai zuciya yai mana"

"Banda lokacinka namaka excuse a rayuwa"

"Kaide haushine ya isheka kawai saboda nakashe wayar da kuke da bestien matata"

"Ina our wife kuwa?!"

"Basaniba! bayan tayi fushi tunda aka kaita baka sake xuwa ba ahaka xata baka babbar k'awartata?!"

"Kuma fa hakane ,xanxo Insha Allah,xangaya maka ranar da xanxo se ahad'amin beta nasan mrs ashraf daga ganinta akwai aroman abinci"

"Allah ykymu jay"

"Ameen dude"

Haka sukaita hirarsu har lokacin tashin su Ummi Aisha yai ashraf ya mik'e xetafi seda jay ya lallameshi dakyar sannan ashraf yaciro wayar ya wulla masa.yana zuwa yatarar antashesu daga nesa ya hangota tana tahowa inda motar take sosai yatsura mata ido ta glass d'in motar yana kallonta da yadda take tafiya abayar jikinta bakaramin amsarta taiba murmushi kawai yai ya kauda Kansa,tana shiga yatada motar ba hanyar gida yai ba,kasuwar nasarawa dake kallon asibitin abdullahi wase ya ya nufa,suna xuwa yai parking motar yafita,Ummi Aisha kuwa ganin haka yasa ta gyara xamanta had'e da xaro note d'inta na school xata fara karantawa kenan ashraf ya xagayo ta b'angaren datake,

"Fito mana"

"Mexa muyi anan d'in?!"tace dashi fuskarta cike da alamun tambaya

"Sayarda ke xanyi"yace hakan yana cigaba da taunar chewing gum d'in bakinsa,

Jiki a sanyaye ta fito daga cikin motar tabi bayansa,basu xame ko'ina ba se wani canteen da mamansu da ayush ke sayen hijabai gasunan birjik kala kala cikin ledojin ,gaisawa sukai da masu shagon tayi mamaki k'warai ganin ashraf datai yaxage sunata hira da masu shagon can d'aya daga cikin dattijawan dake cikin shagon ke tambayar ashraf;

"Ina Kuma su maman?!kwana biyu shiru ankawo sababbun shigowa nasan Kuma xasuso irinsu"

"Mama sunanan Wlhy,lokacine bata samu amma xata shigo Insha Allah"

"Allah yasa"mutumin yace hakan cikeda jin dad'i don Maman bak'aramin ciniki take masu ba shyasa suka saba kamar wasu y'an uwa..

"Yanxu ma hijaban mukeso"Ashraf yace da mutumin haka

"To wane iri manya ko matsa kaita?!"

"Wanda xasu dinga jan k'asa de,masu kauri"

"Size d'in ayush kenan?!"

"A'a bana ayush bane"ashraf yace da me shagon haka,sekuma yajuya b'angaren Ummi Aisha dake ware da ido tana binsa da kallo,shi d'inma kallonta yake sun jima suna kallon junansu sannan ashraf yace da Ita;

"D'an mik'e tsaye yasan iya tsayin hijabin daxe baki"

Ba musu ta mik'e amma zuciyarta cike take da mamakinsa,to wannan wacce irin k'iyayya yake mata kenan?! Yanxu saboda Allah a wannan xafin da ake fama dashi xece a bata hijabai masu kauri Kuma har k'asa sunajan k'asa,tsawonta me shagon yakalla yadinga ciro hijaban kala kala har k'asa. Masu kauri da nauyin gaske,kuka ne kawai Ummi Aisha batai ba ganin ashraf d'in yasai hijabi set 10 kala kala kaurara,

"Kunada yasunan abinma?!xakaga mata suna sashi a fuskarsu"

"Nik'hap kake nufi"

"Ehh shi nake nufi kuwa,idan mace tasa sekaga tayi suturar muminai"

"K'warai kuwa sede bamu dashi,mun saro shi tabbas kala kala ma kuwa to se wata customer d'inmu dake saren kaya taxo daga port harcourt ta sare duka,amma xuwa wani satin Insha Allah container mu takaya xata sauka"

"Ayyah to shikenan idan ankawo ko wayane sekamun pls"

"To to hakanma yayi Allah yakymu"

"Ameen"

Totaling kud'in akai duka na hijabn ashraf yabiya aka kai masu mota yaja suka tafi,tunda suke tafiya a mota Ummi Aisha take sak'e sak'en yadda xata rama abubuwan da ashraf yake mata itama har suka je gidah bata yanke shawarar abinda xatai ba,ko k'arasa parking beyiba ta bud'e k'ofa tafita tashiga cikin gidan gaba d'aya xuciyarta inbanda zugi da rad'ad'i ba abinda takeyi,d'akinta tashiga ta bud'e sabon shafin kuka..shikansa ashraf yayi mamakin yadda tai k'warai matuk'a murmushi kawai yai sannan yad'auki ledojin hijaban yashiga dasu cikin gidah yakuma tsaida hakan amatsayin haushin hijaban daya siya take,shikwa yasai hijabn ne saboda bayaso adinga kallon mai jikin mata aganinsa idon tasa hijabin baxatai kyau kamar idan tasa mayafi ba,
______Washegari da safe su Ummi Aisha basuda lectures don anturo masu ta whtsapp grp na y'an ajin kan cewar malamin yayi tafiya babu lectures se wani satin,sedataci baccinta me isarta sannan tatashi da alama taci kuka har dare don idonta sosai ya kumbura yad'anyi ja Kuma,cikin k'ank'anin Lokaci ta fad'a band'aki tayo wankanta had'e dayin brush ,doguwar shiminta purple color tad'ora kan undies d'inta kawai don yunwa ce ke cinta sosai,cikin hijaban da ashraf ya siya mata taxaro d'aya a ledarsa ta d'ora kan shimin jikinta tasauka k'asan don sawa cikinta wani abin dake faman kukan yunwa,doguwar coach dake parlorn ashraf ke malale akai yad'ora jarida yarufe fuskarsa da Ita,kitchen ta wuce ta d'ora tukunyarta tafara soya attarhu da albasa da tafarnuwa acikin mai suna gama soyuwa ta tsaida ruwan Indomie d'inta k'wara biyu yana tafarfasa ta b'are indomien taxuba ciki,mintina k'alilan indomien tagama yi,tasauke tajuye cikin plate sannan ta had'a kwanta kwara uku cikin su yankakkun albasa da tumatir harda attarhu da tafarnuwa ta xuba su farin maginta da sauran spices ta soyashi tatas tajuye akan indomien ta sannan ta bud'e freedge taciro malt guda d'aya tajera akan plate tafita parlorn,harta fara hawa kan stairs xata koma dinning d'in sama taci muryar ashraf ta tsaida Ita da alama ya farka daga baccin dayake;

"Ummi Aisha Adam Abdulrasheed" ashraf yace da Ita hakan yana binta da sexy two different eye color d'in idonsa da suka koma coffee brown,

Sanye yake daga shi se gajeran wando bako riga a jikinsa nine packs d'insa sun fito rad'o rad'o,juyowa tai tadawo fuskarta cikeda rashin dad'in kiranta dayai saboda har sunan ubana seya kira tace hakan a xuciyarta,dawowa tai ta tsaya akansa hannunta rik'e da plate d'inta,a hankali tace dashi

"Ina kwana??"

"Yana kwano,sannan wannan hijaban dana siya maki bawani canai amfaninsu kidinga sawa a cikin gidah kina shiga kitchen kina aiki dasu ba"

"Toh"kawai tace dashi a tak'aice

"Toh cireshi yanxunnan"

Ware Ido tai tana kallonsa sanin Kayan dake jikinta y'ar doguwar vest ce kawai ko d'ankwali babu akanta,

"Ba..ba Kaya hijabin kawai nasa"tace hakan muryarta har rawa take

"That's your very own cup of tea,to cut it shot no more hijabs,karki sake saka hijabi inde ba sallah xaki ba,na hana daga yau"

"To baxan sake ba"tace hakan tana shirin juyawa xata tafi...

"Sefa kincire shi wlhy"

"Ina hawa xan cire Wlhy"

"Yanxu xaki cire ki mik'omin dan gulma kawai kice kinawa mijinki kwalliya seki wani tsira d'ora hijabi akai wallahy sekin cire"

"Wallhy yunwa nake ji inata sauri shine nasaka"

"Don't dare me Ummi Aisha"

Harda d'an k'walla tayi sannan ta ajiye plate d'in hannunta,yabi plate d'in da kallo yadda Indomie d'in tasha had'i badan bayacin abincinta dase yacinye tatas,hannunta har rawa yake dakyar tacire hijabin ta ajiye akan kujera,

"Mik'omin xaki ai"

"Gashi nan fa kusa dakai"

"A hannuna xaki bani"

D'aukar hijabn tai ta mik'a masa daga tsayen datake don bataso ta sunkuya gaban vest d'in a fafaye yake,ya lura da hakan shi yasa yake binta da shu'umin murmushi,

"A tsaye xaki bani?!"

"Kayi hak'uri ka karb'a kaji"

"What the f..wallhy inde baxaki sunkuya ba baxan karb'a ba"

D'an sunkuyawa tai tabashi duk da haka seda yabi wuyar rigar tata da kallo yana taune pink lips d'insa ganin yaga abinda take b'oyewa ashe shysa take saka hijab, cup d'in kusa dashi dake cike da coffee ya kalla,

"Xaki sha coffee?!"yace da Ita yana d'aga mata gira

"No thanks"

"Why??"

"Ba nashan coffee shysa"

"Ohh really?! Ke sai Indomie kenan,y'an Indomie generation,Indomie d'in da ba'abinda take k'arawa ajiki baki masan dame akeyiba amma tun d'axu kike bin plate d'in dakika ajiye da kallo,tell me meyasa bakison coffee??"

"Kawai banaso ne" tace dashi hakan a tak'aice gaba d'aya ta harzuk'a ga Indomie d'inta tunda ruwa ruwanta harta fara sandarewa,

"OK to daga yau dole kidinga shan coffee kullum"yace da Ita hakan tareda d'aukar coffee d'insa yana sipping.

"I'm allergic to it fa"tace hakan kamar xatai kuka

"To meyasa danace maki meyasa bakya sha kikace kawai bakya so ne??"

Shiru tai batai magana ba kanta a k'asa,sake d'aukar coffee d'in yai yai sipping dayawa tareda barin wani abakinsa,tashi yai daga xaunen dayake yanufi inda take,ganinsa ya mik'e yasata ja baya,tana ja baya yana binta har bango kusada dispenser ya jinginata a gurin,tabud'e baki xatai magana kenan yasa bakinsa cikin nata tatas ya d'ure mata ragowar coffee d'in bakinsa yakuma sa hanci ya lank'washe mata hanci,ganin ba sarki se Allah yasanyata had'iyewa, jin numfashinta na neman d'aukewa,ashraf be k'yaleta haka ba seda yai kissing d'inta son ransa sannan ya k'yaleta yakoma ya xauna,had'e da d'aukar remote yacanxa channel,

"Mugu azzalumi,Allah ya isa na wallahy" Ummi Aisha tace hakan a hankali yadda ashraf baxe jiba tasa hannu tana tab'a leb'enta yadda suka langwab'e Lokaci d'aya,

Knocking k'ofar parlorn aka fara yi da sauri ashraf ya mik'e yana kallon Ummi Aisha dake tsaye wajen dispenser tana ware ido ta tsaya cak kamar wata Statue of Liberty,

"Xaki iya tafiya"yace da Ita yana binta da shu'umin murmushinsa dake tafiya da y'ammata,

Fuuu ta d'au plate d'in nata tahau sama,bud'e kof'ar yai,megadi ne yashigo hannunsa d'auke da cartons na drinks,haka yadinga kaiwa kitchen yana komawa yana d'aukar wasu,yana cikin shigowa dasu mota tai horn a gate,

"Jeka kawai kabud'e xan k'arasa"ashraf yace da megadin haka,

Wayar ashraf dake cikin aljihu ce tafara ringing hannu yasa yaxaro ta,

"Hello jay! Yup muna ciki,kayi hak'uri dan Allah gashinan xezo yabud'e maka yad'an temakamin ne da shigowa da abu yanxu,Toh"sannan ya kashe wayar ya maida Ita cikin aljihunsa tareda k'arasa shiga da sauran carton biyun da suka rage na robar ruwan faro da lemon five alive....!







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Kodah Ummi Aisha tahau sama bata xame ko'ina ba se band'aki tana shiga tafara brushing bakinta tatass ta wanke tasake kuskure shi da mouth fresh sannan takoma parlor tanabin sandararriyar indomien tata da kallo,siririn tsaki tasaki tareda shiga d'akinta tad'akko madara datake had'awa da malt da daddare cikin sauri tad'akko cup a store d'in saman ta juye maltina da madarar aciki ta kad'a ta shanye,indomien Kuma tasa plate ta rufe da niyar anjima idan koma waye yatafi xata mik'awa me gadi..
Jay nagama parking yashigo cikin parlorn da sallamarsa,hugging sukai da ashraf suka gaysa irin gaisuwarsu ta aminan juna,a parlor suka baje suna hira,jay ne ya waiga kaman me neman wani abun;

"Dude ina our wife?!,kasande sarai don Ita naxo"jay yafadi hakan yana kallon ashraf.

"Barin kira maka ita yanxu tahau saman bata xaci Kai bane"

"Yawwa isauri pls,sannan wa kakewa tallan 8 1/2 packs d'inka haka ko kyan gani babu??"

"Ina ruwanka?sannan 9packs ne ba 8 1/2 ba"

Daria jay yai me isarsa ashraf yajuyo ya hararareshi sannan yahau saman yana tafe yana karanta suratul baqra ahankali har ya isa d'akin Ummi Aisha,batare da wani b'ata lokaci ba ya murd'a handle yashiga ciki,xaune Ummi Aisha take ga plate d'in indomien nan tarufe amma indomien ta fito ta gefe kana gani Kasan ba'a tab'a taba,idonta yakad'a yayi jajir da alama kuka tad'an yi,tsayawa yai ya jingina ajikin 3D d'in d'akin ya sak'ale hannuwansa yaxuba mata manyan idanuwansa yana binta da kallo,

"Ummi Aisha Adam Abdulrasheed!" Ashraf yace da Ummi Aisha haka da tad'ago kanta alokacin sekuma tai saurin mayardashi k'asa ganin haryanxu ba riga ajikinsa.

"Meyasa bakici indomien naki da kika mata had'i ba?!"

"Nak'oshi idan xakaci Kuma kad'auka gatanan nabaka"Ummi Aisha tace haka, ji take kamar tatashi ta shak'eshi don haushi

"Ewww,gross! Allah ya kiyaye kin tab'a ganin naci abinda kika dafa?!" Ashraf yace hakan dukkoda k'arya yake shi Kansa ba'asan ransa yafad'i hakan ba gashin tun d'axu ransa ke biyawa akan indomien ganin yadda tasha had'i wai duk dan karta gano lagwansa shi yasa yake mata haka,

Batai mashi magana ba shiru tai abinta tacigaba da kallon gefen d'akin,

"Ki shirya ki sakko k'asa jay yaxo xaku gaysa" yace hakan yana k'arasa fita daga d'akin,d'akinsa yawuce yad'akko shirt yad'ora akan wandonsa sannan yasauka k'asa,

"Haba dude daga kiran our wife kuma sekaje kashantake kamar wanda aka aiki bawa garinsu"jay yace da ashraf hakan wanda yasakko alokacin,

"Okay kana nufin dana hau kawai senace mata kisakko ga jay haba jay be matured mana"

Tsaki jay yasaki yana hararar ashraf dashima hararar tasa yake,kodah ashraf yafuta daga d'akin Ummi Aisha mik'ewa tai tashiga band'aki tasake wanke jikinta sannan tafito tat'saneshi tashafa mai da su turaruka ,doguwar rigar atamfa k'irar A shape tasaka me torches orange tayi light makeup,bakinnan yasha amber orange jambaki ta murza d'aurin ture kaga tsiya,harta d'akko mayafi tafasa ta ajiyeshi tasauka k'asan tareda plate d'in indomien nata,tun tana kan bene ashraf yake binta da kallo kamar ya cinyeta,kayan da tasa sun mugunta amsarta ga d'aurinta, uwa uba jambakin ya k'arba d'an karamin bakinta,cikin cat walking d'inta ta k'araso cikin parlorn sedata fara shiga kitchen ta ajiye plate d'in hannunta sannan tadawo parlorn taxauna akan hannun kujerar dake facing wadda ashraf ke xaune,

"Our wife"jay yace da Ita,

"Ina yini jay?! Yagida Yasu mama??"

"Lapiar su qalau Alhmdlh, naji tana xata saka rana taxo itama"

"Allah sarki yakamata ai"

"Ina taso nazo wlhy babu lokacine nace Allah yasa banyi lefiba??"

"Lefi kam kayi babba ma kuwa sede tunda gashi kazo kagoge lefin naka"

"To tuba nake our wife kaina bisa wuya"

"Apology is accepted,ina zuwa"tace da jay hakan tareda mik'ewa tai hanyar kitchen,

Lemo da ruwa masu sanyi tad'oro akan plate da cup takawo masa takoma takawo cake slices ta ajiye masa tareda fork da wuk'a harda tissue shima da toothpick suma a d'an k'aramin wani silver plate,

"Duk ni kad'ai our wife??"

"Ko a k'aro ne?!"tace hakan tana daria,

"Habade ya isa har yayi yawa xan d'an sanwa dude ma daya xuba min grey idanuwansa yana kallon plate d'in"

Itade Ummi Aisha daria tai,shikwa ashraf gaba d'aya ko motsi bayayi duk wani wulgin da Ummi Aisha keyi idonsa na kanta kwata kwata ransa a b'ace yake yatsani wani inde bashiba yaga suna magana da Ummi Aisha.Wai donma jay ne wani abin takaicinma tasaka Kaya ba mayafi gashi Kayan sun matuk'ar amsar jikinta,kitchen Ummi Aisha takoma ganin haka yasa ashraf ya mik'e yabi bayanta ko takan jay dake kiransa be biba yashiga kitchen d'in yarufo k'ofar,ya jingina da k'ofar kitchen d'in yana bin bayan Ummi Aisha da kallo Wanda d'aurin data yi yafuto da tulin jelar gashinta ta gefe,

"Ummi Aisha Adam abdurrashid" yace da Ita yana taune pink lips d'insa,

"Na'am"kawai tace dashi a tak'aice don tagaji da d'ayo sunan ubanta dana kakanta dayakeyi kwanannan,

"Me yasa xakisaka wa'innan Kayan babu ko hijabine ajikinki?!"

Daria tai Wanda ashraf yatsaya yana kallon dimples d'inta da suka lotsa,

"No more hijabs agidannnan haka kace min jiya kace Kuma inde ba sallah xanyi ba kar na sake saka hijab"

"Oh goddamnit"Ashraf yace hakan had'e da sa hannu ya naushi gefen purple kitchen carbinets na kitchen d'in sannan yatako yaxo har gabanta suna jin numfashin juna yacigaba da magana;

"What i meant was inde daga ni se ke ne agidan to no more hijabs saboda ai ni kad'aine muharramunki acikin gidan ko guardman d'in gidannan taboo ne yaganki ba mayafi so also jay idan nace haka kebakisan abinda yadace ba?? Yanxu idan kingama koma menene kisamo babban mayafi ko hijab ki d'ora akan wannan Kayan naki inde baxakisaba to karki sakko k'asa harse yatafi"

Shiru tai kamar bada ita yake ba tacigaba da abinda take,

"Magana fa nake miki"

Nanma shiru tai tana cigaba da markad'a lemonade d'inta acikin blender,

"Okay fine tunda haka kika xab'a"yak'arashe maganar yana sake matsawa inda take,

Ganin haka yasa Ummi Aisha ja baya jikinta har karkarwa yake saboda tasan mexe mata rok'onsa tafarayi;

"Dan yarasulullahi kayi hak'uri wlhy..."bata k'arasaba ashraf yasa bakinsa kan lips d'inta da tun d'axu dama yakeso ya lashe jambakin datasa ganin yadda ta k'ara Kyau gashi jay se kallonta yake,ko jin turenshi datake beyiba seda ya lashe jambakin tatass sannan yahau bata french kiss,kissing her hungrily kaman xe cire mata baki,sunfi minti biyar ahaka tun Ummi Aisha na mutsu mutsu harta kyaleshi don kansa yacikata yana maida numfashi;

"Ki gama kije ki d'ora hijab ko mayafi akan kayanki"

Bata bashi amsa ba sema sink na kitchen data nufa ta xubarda saliva d'in bakinta tasa ruwa ta kurkure bakinta harda d'aga kanta sama ta kuskuro can ciki sannan ta xubar,ganin haka yasa ashraf murmushi harya sa hannu xe murd'a k'ofa ya fita yadawo yana kallonta yana wani